Pocket Ashtrays
So I says to my local shopkeeper, "The usual."
Says the shopkeeper, in a fit of defiance, "But cigarettes are bad for you."
Says I, "They're good for your health! Proven to prevent cancer, asthma and hayfever in scientifically determined laboratory methods."
"Now you are acting older than you really are. Okay have your cigarettes."
It is a big pitfall for smokers, whereby they need a place to put the used filter without copping a littering fine by a jocular-yet-deadly-serious official.
One may have to forgo convenience for ashy fingers through the purchase of a portable ashtray, and maybe sometime in the future they will be spruiked as well as the cigarettes that preceeded their existence.
Then again, maybe they have been already...
Still, one must respect the act of rebellion by those who drop it on the spot and do the tap'n'swivel with a sense of class generally upheld by young professionals.
We are all forced to follow the doctor's orders eventually, but like those rubbish bins of the 1990's said, DO THE RIGHT THING.
Its just that sometimes, doing the right thing means keeping left. Would you like some distraction with your tea break? Send in the dragon tamer~~
Says the shopkeeper, in a fit of defiance, "But cigarettes are bad for you."
Says I, "They're good for your health! Proven to prevent cancer, asthma and hayfever in scientifically determined laboratory methods."
"Now you are acting older than you really are. Okay have your cigarettes."
It is a big pitfall for smokers, whereby they need a place to put the used filter without copping a littering fine by a jocular-yet-deadly-serious official.
One may have to forgo convenience for ashy fingers through the purchase of a portable ashtray, and maybe sometime in the future they will be spruiked as well as the cigarettes that preceeded their existence.
Then again, maybe they have been already...
Still, one must respect the act of rebellion by those who drop it on the spot and do the tap'n'swivel with a sense of class generally upheld by young professionals.
We are all forced to follow the doctor's orders eventually, but like those rubbish bins of the 1990's said, DO THE RIGHT THING.
Its just that sometimes, doing the right thing means keeping left. Would you like some distraction with your tea break? Send in the dragon tamer~~
