The streets are teeming
August 1st 2008 08:13
Its like the universe has folded itself up into one neat package and placed itself all along the streets of Bondi. People are partying, lord knows its just one big party - regardless of how minimally sex and booze are in the picture. Just what the doctor ordered.
There are a few slip ups here and there, nothing the World Youth Day Damage Control Team aren't used to. Just a few more letters of complaints to the Pope's Facebook page won't really change his image.
Ah yes, his image. The wrong n***a to f*** with. If you aren't listening when he states his rules on everything from abstinence to sex, the rest of the world is gonna leave you behind. And when you finally find an Italian partner with a strong sense of family, chances are you won't have a clue about "The Rules" within the relationship.
So for the rest of us, with our DVD collection of Monica Bellucci movies, we know its wise to listen in. It really is worth it if it increases our chances of a healthy (and active?) intimacy with a nice person from Southern Italy... I think the south is the most exciting when it comes to how picturesque people watching can be.
The memories of that Wednesday night at my local pub will stay with me for a while. Over the same ol' Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg classics playing in the background you could hear a mass of people yelling "PARTAY!" down the beach as some Priest/Emcee repeatedly raps "Ain't no party like a Catholic party!!!"
And then there was the dude who stopped me in my skateboarding session, looking damn ready to give me an exorcism. I only let him preach me on how important Jesus and God are for him and his friend. Ah I see, missionaries in practice. Nice try mate, but I think I'll stick to my version.
In the meanwhile, all praises due. To whoever you pray to.
There are a few slip ups here and there, nothing the World Youth Day Damage Control Team aren't used to. Just a few more letters of complaints to the Pope's Facebook page won't really change his image.
Ah yes, his image. The wrong n***a to f*** with. If you aren't listening when he states his rules on everything from abstinence to sex, the rest of the world is gonna leave you behind. And when you finally find an Italian partner with a strong sense of family, chances are you won't have a clue about "The Rules" within the relationship.
So for the rest of us, with our DVD collection of Monica Bellucci movies, we know its wise to listen in. It really is worth it if it increases our chances of a healthy (and active?) intimacy with a nice person from Southern Italy... I think the south is the most exciting when it comes to how picturesque people watching can be.
The memories of that Wednesday night at my local pub will stay with me for a while. Over the same ol' Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg classics playing in the background you could hear a mass of people yelling "PARTAY!" down the beach as some Priest/Emcee repeatedly raps "Ain't no party like a Catholic party!!!"
And then there was the dude who stopped me in my skateboarding session, looking damn ready to give me an exorcism. I only let him preach me on how important Jesus and God are for him and his friend. Ah I see, missionaries in practice. Nice try mate, but I think I'll stick to my version.
In the meanwhile, all praises due. To whoever you pray to.
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Comment by Lilla
Enviro Warrior
An Extra Ordinary Life
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hahahha too funny
Bwhahahaa
In the meanwhile, all praises due. To whoever you pray to.
right on.