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December 14th 2007 03:40
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Hi! Have you ever wondered what areas the clouds in the distance are looming over? Have you ever noticed someone in seethrough clothing and wish you could see that type of thing more often? Or maybe you've had times when you've been out for a big one and find yourself needing a little help with the summertime glare the next day?
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"Well I'm glad I didn't subscribe to JJF.com! Those guys are insane!"
"Hello?"
Hi! Have you ever wondered what areas the clouds in the distance are looming over? Have you ever noticed someone in seethrough clothing and wish you could see that type of thing more often? Or maybe you've had times when you've been out for a big one and find yourself needing a little help with the summertime glare the next day?
Well we've got the ideal solution for you! Our sunglasses have japanesejazzfunk polarisation and tinted to perfection in order for people to not notice your daydreaming, wondering ways. Would you like more information?
"Okay, what's the fine print."
Well, seeing the area of land the clouds are reflecting onto from the sky will lead to distraction, so it is best to not be operating heavy machinery while under the influence of japanesejazzfunk polarisation.
X-ray vision is only guaranteed if you are not imaginatively impaired, hence if you are the analytical left-brained type then results may vary.
The summertime glare protection is guaranteed, but it must be noted that pupils will dilate while under the influence. It is not recommended to take illicit substances while wearing the sunglasses, it would have the same effect as taking a cocktail of drugs at the same time.
And if you order today, you'll receive the case absolutely <click>
"Well I'm glad I didn't subscribe to JJF.com! Those guys are insane!"
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